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Mom sang me to sleep just like when I was a little kid.

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There was a gator in the golf course

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I woke up in the middle of the night so I can scratch my face.

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When I saw the launch coordinates, I thought there must have been some mistake.

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There was a woman and then she poked her head out of a bush behind two boys walking to school and then said, "It is I Medusa!"

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"Are you sure we need these black sweatpants to evacuate the earth" I questioned as I laced up my new Decades.

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The old pediatrician delighted in decorating his entire practice with pictures and figurines of sad, hobo clowns. On his deathbed, he sighed in contentment of his success in causing permanent physical and emotional pain upon an innumerable amount of snotty-nosed nuisances.

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It was the part in the play where the villain shoots the hero in the head.

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I always thought my parents didn't pay me much attention because my sister is sick

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“You keep doing that, you’ll piss off the river guardian.” His voice echoed in my head.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mom sang me to sleep just like when I was a little kid.	13
There was a gator in the golf course	13
I woke up in the middle of the night so I can scratch my face.	13
When I saw the launch coordinates, I thought there must have been some mistake.	13
There was a woman and then she poked her head out of a bush behind two boys walking to school and then said, "It is I Medusa!"	13
"Are you sure we need these black sweatpants to evacuate the earth" I questioned as I laced up my new Decades.	13
The old pediatrician delighted in decorating his entire practice with pictures and figurines of sad, hobo clowns. On his deathbed, he sighed in contentment of his success in causing permanent physical and emotional pain upon an innumerable amount of snotty-nosed nuisances.	13
It was the part in the play where the villain shoots the hero in the head.	13
I always thought my parents didn't pay me much attention because my sister is sick	13
“You keep doing that, you’ll piss off the river guardian.” His voice echoed in my head.	13